Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Bawbwa Wawter's 10 Most Fascinating People!- UPDATE

And the most fascinating person of the year IS......

Michelle Obama

And why may you ask? Could skin color have anything to do with it? Barack won last year. Barbara knew she couldn't pick him again so I guess she figured she'd pick the next best thing. You think Cindy McCain would have won had John McCain won the election?

Hold on let me clean up the milk that just came out my nose.

I used to like Barbara Walters. Her inability to pronounce R's did bother me some, but she seemed like a nice, common sense woman. But now, after seeing some of her vulture like tactics against conservatives on The View and now this slobbering over the Obamas, she seems like nothing more than another typical liberal talking head who has infiltrated the media.

In this video where Bawbwa went on the O'Reilly Factor, she viciously defends Adam Lambert's sexually explicit on stage acts, despite the fact they were seen by millions of children and teens, punctually dismissing them saying, "He was expressing himself."

When confronted about her choice of Lady Gaga, Walters said, "she has a new album that's just terrific", and that she is "fantaaaaaaaastic looking", among other praise. Really Barbara?

"Let's have some fun, this beat it sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick."

Barbara is a dirty woman for thinking lyrics like these are something to praise.

In fact, I think Barbara is no better than the prostitute, Lady Gaga. By condoning and glorifying her sexually charged behavior and promiscuity aimed at teen girls, her biggest audience, she has stooped to that very level of dirtiness. Thank you for increasing the teen pregnancy rate Barbara.

Anyway, enough of this crusty old hag. Let's get back to the original story.

Said Michelle of her new honor...

"It has been a whirlwind. But it's been amazing," she told Walters. "I mean, if you think about this year, I had to get these two beautiful girls settled into a new city, into a new home, into a new school. We got a dog. I visited eight countries with my husband. I planted a garden. I've started a mentoring program. It has been everything. And now, here we are at our first Christmas in the White House."

Aside from following her hubby around to eight countries, no thanks to her mind you, I don't see one thing here that makes her the most fascinating person in the world. I could find a 45 year old plumber from North Dakota with more credentials.

Let's see what Big Bird and friends had to say to Michelle while she was planting her cutsie garden on Sesame Street:

I never did like Sesame Street.....until now.


Unknown said...

I need to start watching Sesame street. lol

Timeshare Jake said...

I'd have to agree with Barbara on this one. The fact that someone can go from hating America and never being proud of the country she lives in to becoming the first lady and suddenly having an epiphany is fascinating--sad but fascinating--as in what the hell were Americans thinking.

Hack said...

Yeah I agree Bungalow Bill. But we all know that was not the reason she was selected. It is all about "making history" due to skin color, and Barbara loves it.