Monday, February 15, 2010

Taliban #1 captured in Pakistan

Top Taliban Military Chief Captured in U.S.-Pakistani Raid

Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar is the most important Taliban figure to be caught since the war in Afghanistan began. He is close to the Islamic group's spiritual leader Mullah Muhammad Omar and to Al Qaeda leader Usama bin Laden...

I say waterboard the living daylights out of him, douse him in pig blood, stuff a big pork chop in his mouth, and take a dump on a Quran in front of him while he is forced to sing "Jesus loves me".

In all seriousness, I do hope we use some type of "torture" on him in order to obtain some valuable intelligence regarding Taliban positions. This is a huge win for us in Afghanistan. I am delighted to hear this news.

How do the liberals view this capture? Head on over to the Daily Kos and you'll see:

"This really could be a major turning point--having as important a prisoner as Baradar in custody and treating him according to the Geneva Conventions is critical to this administration showing the world that it has broken from the lawless Bush administration's past. "

Obsessed with showing the world just how nice we are. That's backwards liberal ideology for you.

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