Thursday, August 4, 2011

Happy Birthday Barack Hussein Obama!

Today is Our Dear Leader's 50th birthday. In reverence, respect, and worship of Him let us celebrate by meditating on His teachings and ingesting some of his Kenyawaiian inspiration.

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek."

"The thing about hip-hop today is it's smart, it's insightful. The way they can communicate a complex message in a very short space is remarkable."

"America and Islam are not exclusive and need not be in competition. Instead, they overlap, and share common principles of justice and progress, tolerance and the dignity of all human beings."

"Americans... still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do."

"We need earmark reform, and when I'm President, I will go line by line to make sure that we are not spending money unwisely."

"I don't take a dime of their [lobbyist] money, and when I am president, they won't find a job in my White House."

"I've been fighting with Acorn, alongside Acorn, on issues you care about, my entire career."


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It works even better when you set it to Milli-Vanilli's girl you know it's true.