Saturday, June 19, 2010

To those who hate America...

...and everything about it: Please feel free to move to a place without refrigeration, toilet paper, heating and air conditioning, photography, dishwashers, washing machines, electric fans, zippers, remote control, airplanes, flashlights, windshield wipers, electricity, grocery stores, deodorant, microwaves, cell phones, credit cards, satellite, compact discs, calculators, computers, internet, email, GPS, and digital cameras.

Please just shut up before I backhand you to the face. I'm sick of hearing people say how terrible America is.

2 comments:

Gorges Smythe said...

I'm with you on this. If they don't like it here, they should go back to wherever they came from (And that includes King Barrack).

Trestin Meacham said...

Rock on!! I think they should shut up or go live in Somalia for a year.