DHS urges citizens to conduct anti-terrorism at Walmart. The floodgates have been opened...

Janet Napolitano's inept Department of Homeland Security is now rolling out a new campaign, which I'm sure you've already heard about, targeting Walmart shoppers.

The 'If you see something, say something' campaign is plastered all over at various Walmart stores, and encourages you, the citizen, to report anything you see as suspicious while doing your shopping at Wally world.

Adrienne over at Adrienne's Catholic Corner already beat me to the punchline.

This could get ugly, no pun intended. Well, actually it was.

A possible Islamic militant/Chronicles of Narnia centaur?

Heavy laden with explosives. Reported.

Suspicious? You decide...

I cannot think of that bulge being anything other than a suicide bomb, then again I don't want to think about it at all.